Lizzyisms

1. Just BAM it! (said if anything is "stuck" or if someone hits her she will say they BAMMED her)

2. It's not my fault, it was an "accident" (whenever she gets caught doing something wrong)

3. Whenever asked to choose between two things, she says "yes."

4. To make sure she really heard me, i started saying "let's shake on it" and "let's make a deal" to which she has combined to "Shakin the deal!" with a firm hand shake.

5. She is always searching for pacifiers and blankets, it has to be a specific color and never the one you can easily find. She will say i need the blue one, the pink one, the white one (even if those colors are in the one you are holding, somehow she knows which "color" she is talking about)

6. Favorite bad word: "butt" (she loves to say she will "smack your butt!" if you dont get her something, like a glass of milk) and "butthead" has just recently joined the list of butt comments (is someone watching mtv when we are all asleep?)

7. She uses "stupid" a lot and "shut up!" (sometimes when she is mad she will just string a long list of bad words together randomly). the best bad word so far was when i heard her say "frick!" (it was used wildly out of context, but i figured it out and yikes that was a shocker!)

8. If you ever raise your voice at her (which i admit i tend to do a lot) she will say, "You are not my friend!" what she means is that SHE thinks you don't like HER, because you raised your voice. so then YOU have to apologize.

9. i have mentioned before that no matter what is broken, she always says, "daddy can fix it with STICKY TAPE!!"

to be continued.....